singingwithcagedbirds:

When I am old and grey, I will look back on today.
singingwithcagedbirds:

When I am old and grey, I will look back on today.
singingwithcagedbirds:

When I am old and grey, I will look back on today.
singingwithcagedbirds:

When I am old and grey, I will look back on today.
singingwithcagedbirds:

When I am old and grey, I will look back on today.

singingwithcagedbirds:

When I am old and grey, I will look back on today.

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fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i just clicked on a link for a gay porn website bc i wasn’t thinking straight and there are a lot of adults in the room and my laptop is on show

how many more people are going to point out the phrase “wasn’t thinking straight”

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“from failing, you learn. from success, not so much.”

(Source: mvlans)

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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lunchtrae:

fruitycat:

fruitycat:

necrophilofthefuture:

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number

and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

I AM SO DONE

lmaooo!!!

breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

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